{TEXT("Don Ho"),QuoteParams::slow,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Je mange donc je chie.")},
{TEXT("Don Ho #2"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("RTFM is the true path of every developer.\nBut it would happen only if there's no way out.")},
{TEXT("Don Ho #3"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Smartphone is the best invention of 21st century for avoiding the eyes contact while crossing people you know on the street.")},
{TEXT("Don Ho #4"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Poor countries' museums vs. rich countries' museums:\nThe first show what they have left.\nThe second show what they have stolen.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #1"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.")},
{TEXT("Don Ho #4"),QuoteParams::rapid,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Poor countries' museums vs. rich countries' museums:\nThe first show what they have left.\nThe second show what they have stolen.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #1"),QuoteParams::slow,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #2"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.\nMoral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #3"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #4"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Life is too short to remove USB safely.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #4"),QuoteParams::rapid,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Life is too short to remove USB safely.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #5"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("\"SEX\" is not the answer.\nSex is the question, \"YES\" is the answer.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #6"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Going to Mc Donald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #7"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #8"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Everything is a knife if you're strong enough.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #7"),QuoteParams::slow,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #8"),QuoteParams::slow,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Everything is a knife if you're strong enough.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #9"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I'M A FUCKING ANIMAL IN BED.\nMore specifically a koala.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #10"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Roses are red,\nViolets are red,\nTulips are red,\nBushes are red,\nTrees are red,\nHOLY SHIT MY\nGARDEN'S ON FIRE!!")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #11"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #62"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Oral sex makes my day, but anal sex makes my hole weak.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #63"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #64"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I took a taxi today.\nThe driver told me \"I love my job, I own this car, I've got my own business, I'm my own boss, NO ONE tells me what to do!\"\nI said \"TURN LEFT HERE\".\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #65"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #65"),QuoteParams::slow,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #66"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent!")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #67"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Whenever someone starts a sentence by saying \"I'm not racist...\"),they are about to say something super racist.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #68"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #82"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Gamers never die.\nThey just go offline.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #83"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Copy from one, it's plagiarism.\nCopy from two, it's research.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #84"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #85"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Race, religion, ethnic pride and nationalism etc... does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you've never met.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #85"),QuoteParams::rapid,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Race, religion, ethnic pride and nationalism etc... does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you've never met.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #86"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #87"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I promised I would never kill someone who had my blood.\nBut that mosquito made me break my word.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #88"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A foo walks into a bar,\ntakes a look around and\nsays \"Hello World!\".")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #105"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nA: Inheritance.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #106"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep\n- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #107"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Remember, YOUR God is real.\nAll those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense.\nBut not yours.\nYour God is real. Whichever one that is.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #108"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I hope Bruce Willis dies of a Viagra overdose,\nThe way you can see the headline:\nBruce Willis, Died Hard")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #109"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("What's the best thing about UDP jokes?\nI don't care if you get them.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #110"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A programmer had a problem, so he decided to use threads.\nNow 2 has. He problems")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #111"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has.\nIf you write \"your\" instead of \"you're\" in English class, all you get is a red mark.\nMess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #113"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Open source is communism.\nAt least it is what communism was meant to be.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #113"),QuoteParams::rapid,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Open source is communism.\nAt least it is what communism was meant to be.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #114"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #115"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("YOLOLO:\nYou Only LOL Once.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #116"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #117"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A Native American was asked:\n\"Do you celebrate Columbus day?\"\nHe replied:\n\"I don't know, do Jews celebrate Hitler's birthday?\"")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #117"),QuoteParams::rapid,false,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A Native American was asked:\n\"Do you celebrate Columbus day?\"\nHe replied:\n\"I don't know, do Jews celebrate Hitler's birthday?\"")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #118"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I love necrophilia, but i can't stand the awkward silences.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #119"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("\"I'm gonna Google that. BING that, Bing that, sorry.\"\n- The CEO of Bing (many times per day still)")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #120"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Life is what happens to you while you're looking at your smartphone.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #124"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("You don't need religion to have morals.\nIf you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #125"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #126"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #127"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Don't give up your dreams.\nKeep sleeping.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #128"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I love sleep.\nNot because I'm lazy.\nBut because my dreams are better than my real life.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #129"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #130"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #141"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("To most religious people, the holy books are like a software license (EULA).\nNobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click \"I agree\".")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #142"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("You are nothing but a number of days,\nwhenever each day passes then part of you has gone.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #143"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("If 666 is evil, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil?")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #144"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I don't want to sound like a badass but...\nI eject my USB drive without removing it safely.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #144"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I don't want to sound like a badass but\nI eject my USB drive without removing it safely.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #145"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("feet (noun)\na device used for finding legos in the dark")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #146"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Buy a sheep\nName it \"Relation\"\nNow you have a Relationsheep\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #147"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I dig, you dig, we dig,\nhe dig, she dig, they dig...\n\nIt's not a beautiful poem,\nbut it's very deep.")},
Don HO
7 years ago