{TEXT("Anonymous #92"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Mondays are not so bad.\nIt's your job that sucks.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #93"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("[In a job interview]\nInterviewer: What's your greatest weakness?\nCandidate: Honesty.\nInterviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness.\nCandidate: I don't give a fuck what you think.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #94"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Hey, I just met you\nAnd this is crazy\nHere's my number 127.0.0.1\nPing me maybe?")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #95"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("What if the spider you killed in your house had spend his entire life thinking you were his roomate?\nEver think aboutn that?\nNo. You only think about yourself.\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #96"),QuoteParams::slow,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Code for 6 minutes, debug for 6 hours.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #97"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Real Programmers don't comment their code.\nIf it was hard to write, it should be hard to read.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #98"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("My neighbours listen to good music.\nWhether they like it or not.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #105"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nA: Inheritance.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #106"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep\n- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #107"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Remember, YOUR God is real.\nAll those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense.\nBut not yours.\nYour God is real. Whichever one that is.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #109"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("What's the best thing about UDP jokes?\nI don't care if you get them.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #110"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("A programmer had a problem, so he decided to use threads.\nNow 2 has. He problems")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #111"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has.\nIf you write \"your\" instead of \"you're\" in English class, all you get is a red mark.\nMess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #124"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("You don't need religion to have morals.\nIf you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #125"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #126"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #127"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_SQL,TEXT("SELECT finger\nFROM hand\nWHERE id = 2 ;\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #128"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I love sleep.\nNot because I'm lazy.\nBut because my dreams are better than my real life.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #129"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #130"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #145"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("feet (noun)\na device used for finding legos in the dark")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #146"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("Buy a sheep\nName it \"Relation\"\nNow you have a Relationsheep\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #147"),QuoteParams::rapid,true,SC_CP_UTF8,L_TEXT,TEXT("I dig, you dig, we dig,\nhe dig, she dig, they dig...\n\nIt's not a beautiful poem,\nbut it's very deep.")},
Don HO
7 years ago