Add new quotes

pull/10631/head
Don Ho 3 years ago
parent b4d94f5774
commit 6a3d6e05d9

@ -7185,7 +7185,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #157"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.\nI think it's time for a new keyboard.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #158"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("6.9\nA little fun interrupted by a period.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #159"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love anal\n-yzing all data before making assumptions.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #160"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("So I took off her shirt. Then she said,\n\"Take off my shirt.\"\nI took off her shirt.\n\"Take off my shoes.\"\nI took off her shoes.\n\"Now take off my bra and panties.\"\nand so I took them off.\nThen she looked at me and said\n\"I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again.\"")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #160"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("So my wife said\n\"take off my shirt\".\nI did as she said and take off her shirt.\nThen she said,\n\"Take off my skirt.\"\nI took off her skirt.\n\"Take off my shoes.\"\nI took off her shoes.\n\"Now take off my bra and panties.\"\nand so I took them off.\nThen she looked at me and said\n\"I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again.\"")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #161"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Do you know:\nSpiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #162"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Psychologist: Lie down please.\n8: No, thank you. If I do, this session will never reach the end.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #163"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love the way the earth rotates,\nit really makes my day.") },
@ -7202,6 +7202,8 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #174"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Someday, once humans are extinct from covid-19. I hope whatever species rules Earth makes chicken nuggets in the shape of us, like we did for dinosaurs.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #175"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Linkedin is basically a reversed Tinder.\nHot girls write to nerd guys and they didn't reply.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #176"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A vegan said to me, \"people who sell meat are gross!\"\nI said, \"people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.\"\n") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #177"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Documentation is a love letter that you write to your future self.\n") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #178"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason.\n") },
{TEXT("xkcd"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Never have I felt so close to another soul\nAnd yet so helplessly alone\nAs when I Google an error\nAnd there's one result\nA thread by someone with the same problem\nAnd no answer\nLast posted to in 2003\n\n\"Who were you, DenverCoder9?\"\n\"What did you see?!\"\n\n(ref: https://xkcd.com/979/)") },
{TEXT("A developer"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("No hugs & kisses.\nOnly bugs & fixes.") },
{TEXT("Elon Musk"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't set your password as your child's name.\nName your child after your password.") },

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